Side effects of doing MBA:

1. You become master of JUGAD TECHNOLOGY

2. You now know that the real job of the manager is to get things done and never do it by himself.

3. You never apply what you have read in the books, you have your own theory.

4. You tend to do all the tasks at the last moment.

5. Once in a job – no one is as busy as you are.

6. You teach everyone that don’t study, MBA me padhai nahi karte!

7. In a good B school you learn all the politics.

8. Even if you don’t like, you have to work in groups. And later you can easily refrain from the group and the members.

9. Compatibility is a big issue

10. Social needs never get fulfilled

11. Once you are there you want all the recognition

12. You can survive on junk food as long as friends are good and less work is there.

13. B fest me cultural program ki jagah conference hote hain

14. Instead of fashion shows you advocate Product Show.

15. Instead of antakshari you witness brand antakshari.

16. Sponsorship ke nam per bhikh mangte raho aur badle me milti hai bas Tarikh pe Tarikh from the companies…ss.

17. ODs ke liye bhi bhikh mango… aur chillao – “Are yar! Meri OD nahi lagi hai. Main debarred ho jaungi.”

18. Marks ke liye sir phodo so that you can sit in the placements.

Everywhere you will find management…..