MBA - Sleepless nights and tiring days …!!

MBA.. !! Sounds good and in fact people proudly pronounce that they are doing MBA.
But this MBA stuff is not that easy……………..
Initially when you join you are into a new world, where SLEEP DEPRIVATION is the first thing to happen.
Sleepless nights and tiring days …!!
Okay so let me begin with:
1. 1st semester:
• You work hard day and night. 9 to 5 classes
• Be formally dressed, else they won’t allow you to attend classes.
• Always assignments on your head.
• Projects... Run after you as ghosts.
• Presentations = jitters,especially if question and answer session is there.
• You are not much aware of the JUGAD technology.
• You see your seniors and wonder who has got more attitude you or they?
• And if you are a responsible student then in a group of 6 where team work is the word, you will end up doing all the work alone. And you might get to hear “ a managers job is to get things done by others “; from your group members.
• Mandatory attendance takes away all the fun.
• Lots of activities going on simultaneously with your classes and you are told. “MBA is not about studies only, its about all round performance.”
• Activities, projects as they end..by that time your externals are on your head…. One Night Stands.
• Question paper – phatte mar diye hain. !!
• In the first sem they make sure that you get least amount of holidays.
• Finally in the first sem they grind you in a mixer for 6 months.

2. 2nd semester:
• By this time you are a master of JUGAD technology.
• For every project you can always ask your seniors as they have already done it.
• For assignments you just need to be there in class and rest you can copy it out from someone who has done it.
• Presentations – kaun sunta hai..Kaun darta hai?? I have to just stand there and speak and I will make sure that my classmates don’t ask questions.
• B Fest and sponsorship – time to have fun.
• Attendance – who the hell cares!!
• Sem end… ohhkay again ONE Night Stands.
• 1st sem results – bloody how do they check papers????
• So by this time you learn MBA is not all about studies, its about having fun.

TO BE CONTD……