ME and MY...
Corporate life - Never help anyone!!!

I have been a very helpful person till date... but for the first time in my life I felt that I am paying a price for being too helping at the work front.

May be in front of God things are transparent and crystal clear..But I know in real life there is nothing like that. May be I should have learnt this thing a bit earlier...not at such a crucial time. But at least I learnt and won’t repeat this mistake EVER.

You are doing all the work and someone else is taking the credit and that also without having any qualms about it, no gratitude…B***shit..... People can be like this...Anytime...Anyplace...Anywhere on this earth.
Mean and selfish...And I usually think that does god do any justice or is he mutely just watching the show.
God! It is obviously not a movie... ! wake up and open your eyes..

For those who are entering the corporate life at any level I would definitely recommend few points:

Smart work not hard work:
This thing you will hear everywhere from everyone.. Work smart not hard. Whatever be your level of intellect, finally to your immediate boss what matters the most is your performance. So just know how to get the work done.

Butter up or shut up:
For those who don’t know buttering.. Learn a bit before going into the world of enigma. PURE DELUSION!! If you have the ability to impress others with your words then half of your work will be done instantly.

Goody-Goody:
Be the goody-goody guy/girl everywhere..as if you don’t know about the hypocrisy..Appear to be so kiddish .. But only while talking to people. When you have your work, be XTRA SMART.

hello ji/ how are you jee:
Whether or not you formally know someone, do interact and appear to be so glad in meeting that person, as if no one is as better as that person on this whole earth at that moment of time. Be polite, be a "YES MAN”. Moments later ask for the phone number, invite them at your home (HEY GIRLS NOT FOR YOU, JUST FOR THE GUYS)

Never do anything yourself what others can do for you:
This is a vital point.
Never display your brilliance, as far as possible try to get the credit. Appear shallow... But not hollow. Let others do your part also.. And you focus on other important aspects.

Fair and handsome:
Okay energywise be fair and handsome ... you don’t steal things.. You have it in you. Appear energetic, enthusiastic and MASTER OF ALL TRADES.

Pass your time and your work:
If you are among those who don’t like working.. Hang on!! Find someone who can do your work..Pass it on to them and pass your time and the work as well. :)

Do me a favor... Could you please...?
Nothing special it focuses on the part in which you excel.. I mean after all the work is done by someone else.. You go and do some work and be prepared to take all the credit...

The boss is always right:
Yeah! Here you have to just be the way your boss wants you to be... write or right ...applicable one...
Evaluate your chances:
So finally your work will be done..What will you be doing in the meantime..?????? So prepare strategies how to defame the other person, how to dominate and.....Whatever.

definitely you can shout:
Ab bhai kam to ho hi jayega...the one who did your work...Shout it out on him/her also. Why leave any stones unturned when you are in corporate life.

So if you follow the above guru gyan…... You will be on the top of the world..
Else you will simply feel like me:
I was born intelligent, education ruined me.

But I guess god sees everything and no one can escape his blow. Never!!!
If you don’t work and be selfish... Then you will succeed for a smaller period of time, not in the long run.

And most importantly, ask your self -
Will you be able to answer your own conscience when you look back at your life after 30 years from now... Or may be some.....

(P.S.: I never applied the points listed above.. I hope those of you who are reading this post may be able to apply it and have an edge over others.. And for me – updesh dene ko hote hain follow karne ko nahi and that’s the reason why I have never been able to follow the guru gyan i.e. Its not possible to practice what I have just preached, not for me at least)